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T it all out with a group of allies if he is going to save the cityThis was actually not as bad as it could have been Bates oes go a bit overboard with the literal potty humor that is part of this story It also takes way too long for the story to get going but once it Billy Bragg does it is a fun superhero tale Io wonder if kids will stick with it long enough for the story to take off though While it is part of the jimmy brand under James Patterson this is the first of the kid books in that brand that really isn t illustrated I am not sure if I would bother reading a seuel if it were to come out The character of Nixon cracked me up I want a spin off LOL Great fun I read this to my 9 year old and he loved listening It was gripping and funny we Polly Prices Totally Secret Diary didn t want put itown I recommend it for middle grade readers I received this book from kidlitexchange and all opinions are my own The Unflushables will be a great addition to my elementary library Part of the James Patterson Presents line Ron Bates s book The Unflushables oesn t The Majors Daughter disappoint Sullivan is a kid who loves toilets and everything about them He envies the plumber superheroes of the past and is looking to find a toilet clogging culprit at school The town s annual burrito festival is coming up and something strange is going on involving monsters coming out of toilets andrains Potty humor will be sure to engage students as well as the fast moving plot and the thrill of a kid who lives basically on his own as his uncle is MIA a lot and his parents are in Figi As an adult yes I had to suspend Miss Shumway Waves a Wand disbelief but Ion t see this being a problem for middle grade readers I received this book from kidlitexchange to read in exchange for an honest review All opinions are my own The Unflushables by Ron Bates This middle grade read will have you laughing at the potty jokes from page one Sullivan lives in a world where his superheroes are plumbers In a town that is being taken over by sewer monsters Sully needs to find help to keep Nitro City safe from the horrible creatures that lurk in the The Touch drainage The Plumbers League of UnNaturally Gifted Exceptionals PLUNGE has to prepare for the biggest sewer event in fifty years with the annual burrito festival coming to Nitro City toilets The plan must be flawless or Nitro City will be forever lost in sewage This read will have middle grade boys laughing and middle grade girls screeching inisgust from the moment you pick it up It is to be released April 10 2018 Review also posted on Instagram jasonnstacie Library Thing Go Read and my blog at readsbystaciecom. Tally nuclear thanks to the potentially explosive 50th Anniversary Burrito FestivalIt's up to Sully and a league of long forgotten plumber heroes to save the On His Majestys Service day making it safe for all to flush again It's airty job but someone's got to o
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I read an ARC copy Conspiracy proponents rejoice hints of Independents being suashed by Big Business Sully rhymes a bit with Stubby Perhaps inspiration for this title came from Captain Stubby and the Buccaneers if you know who this band is I won t tellone of their famous jingles Roto rooter is uick first aid for clogs sewers and stopped up The Essential Good Food Guide drains complete jingle wlyrics is available on YouTube This barely sueaked into a four star review Hard to tell who actually wrote it Patterson s name is all over it so it s hard to know sissy used a ghostwriter an alias or if it really was somebody else that wrote it and somehow has his name stuck all over it There s a lot of good toilet jokes So if you re not into those just want to avoid this Good for especially young boys who are going to get a kick out of all the toilet jokes It is a bit long but for a good solid reader it should be a fun read for youth Thanks to the kidlitexchange network for the review copy of this book all opinions are my ownThis fun title out April 10 2018 is an adventurous tale that takes place in a society where plumbers are outlaws the city has sewer problems and one large corporation has a monopoly on the care and upkeep of all the plumbing Our hero Sully is a secret plumber who is trying to solve his school s toilet backup problems byay and works on house calls as a plumber s apprentice at night With plenty of bathroom humor this book will appeal to fans of Captain Underpants and anyone who loves to laugh over things adults might frown upon I ve got plenty of readers at my school who will love this book so I ll be buying a copy in April Thank you to KidLitExchange for a review copy of this book All opinions are my ownThis is a superhero story that tries to use plumbing as the vehicle The problem is that it Textbook of Wisdom doesn t work The good guys the plumbers were outlawed and blacklisted so that the evil corporation Ironwater could come to power and rule Nitro City The premise itselfoesn t work Why would anyone outlaw plumbers The good guys PLUNGE have trading cards Who would collect trading cards for plumbers Why In Defence of Dogs does Sully s family live in Fiji without him It is mentioned but never explained I read a lot I can get past the potty jokes and am capable of allowing worlds to function withifferent rules but this story has too many holes to make sense This was a Goodreads Giveaway bookThis book was hilarious Most people know I am a sucker for underwear picture books I can t not buy a book that s theme is underwear This chapter book was right along those lines Sully String. James Patterson presents The Titans of the Toilet The Wonders from Down Under Nitro City's very own sewer superheroes The PlumbersThirteen year old Sully Stringfellow has always admired the great plumber heroes of Nitro City These wrench wiel.
Fellow lives in Nitro City There are mutant monsters that live in the sewer system that will come out of toilets Plumbers in this city aren t just fixing leaks they are fighting the bad guys Plumbers are superheroes Sully has always idolized these famous plumbers He even has posters of plumbers on his wall PLUNGE stands for Plumbers League of UnNaturally Gifted Exceptionals which are the guardians of the sewer Ironwater Corporation came into play and banished all licensed plumbers to touching the sewers Ironwater claims to have everything under control but behind oors Ironwater has a secret plan Sully along with the retired PLUNGE league try to fight back with their own secret plan I m a leak freakDon t like that one How about plunger jockey Flush puppy Pooper trooper Take your pick I ve heard them all The bottom line is I m a born plumber a freak of nature with a sump pump for a heart and copper pipes where my bones ought to be p 48You re what we call an Unflushable And the thing about Unflushables is you can t keep em own They always rise to the top p 225The grandpa cracked me up The City in Mind during this book He only likes the taste of ketchup so he would get a basket of fries every time they went out to eat andip the fry in ketchup suck off the ketchup and throw the fry away I can think of many kiddos who would Revenge (The Red Ledger do the same thing Nitro City is falling intoifficult times It is a city plagued by mutated creatures that arise from the sewers For a long time there was a team of heroes who protected the city and those heroes were plumbers Unfortunately their golden age has passed and they have gone into hiding In their place is the powerful Ironwater Corporation While it seems to be No One Wants You doing everything it can to contain the problem of the mutants but theyo not seem to be able to keep up The corporation also seems to be happy to blame the old heroes for the problemThis is the world that Sully Stringfellow lives in He is a middle schooler and he is obsessed with the hero plumbers of old In fact he has taken it upon himself to take up the mantel and try to The City Of Heavenly Tranquillity do what they used too This had made for an interesting arrangement between himself and his school s principal It is important to keep the school bathrooms running smoothlyThe bigger problem is that that Ironwater seems unable to maintain the safety of the city and and mutants seem to be coming out of the sewers There is a great fear that the city s annual Burrito Festival will strain the sewers to an extent that the city will be overwhelmed by the mutants Sully will have to find a way to sor. Ding warriors guarded the sewers until they were iscredited by the powerful Ironwater Corporation which has a sinister scheme to take over the city Without the plumbers Nitro is being overrun by mutant creatures and things are about to go to.
Ron Bates began his career as a newspaper reporter in Texas and later became an editor and columnist His humorous features led him to a job as the resident humor columnist for three of Legacy Publishing’s regional magazines As a freelance writer Bates’ works include the children’s story “Arnold Bought a Bug” and “St Mary’s and the Art of War” the true story of how Italian POWs transformed